Save a Horse, Ride Patrick McDonald

We love a themed thirst trap! A costume, if done right, can help the steamy mood feel all the more like a hot fantasy.

When this Emmy-nominated "Vanderpump Rules" producer dropped photos of himself roaming the rugged outdoors and looking the part, we were fully invested in the story he was telling us: Looking at the beefcake with his biceps and booty on display for us, all we could think was "Save a horse, ride Patrick McDonald."

Patrick McDonald, who goes by "Thicc Trick" on OnlyFans (and this more NSFW Instagram account), wears black leather chaps and a matching thong, his bare booty out for all the desert plants – and all the world on Instagram – to see. He has made headlines calling out TV network Bravo for cutting ties with him professionally after he started producing OnlyFans content, but any further backlash from his former employer or potential bosses hasn't slowed him down; McDonald is riding this horny horse all the way to town! We love that OnlyFans has provided both the freedom for the brilliant producer to be the star of his own show, making bold creative decisions like this one!

Photographed in Big Bear City, California (a fun, gay fact in itself!) by his partner Kyle Kupres, McDonald is a true sight in leather harness, matching cowboy hat, and not much else, the rugged outdoor setting making it feel all the more cowboy-esque.

Which fantasy will he lean into next? We're so ready for more scenes from the Patrick McDonald creative thirst trap universe to reach our screens! But there's more than enough to enjoy while we wait...