Mo Saffari's Wet T-Shirt Watermelon Parade

As queer people, there are so many parades that hold a special place in our hearts: From the first parades we joined as queer kids celebrating the freedom to love who we love, to the adult parade experiences where we've had classic locked-eyes-across-the-crowd moments that resulted in an unforgettably sexy all-nighters... But there's never been a parade quite like this one.

And while every parade truly is its own kind of magical experience, this one-man, many-watermelon parade featuring thirst trapper Mo Saffari and his selection of huge watermelons – a parade in celebration of Saffari's strength and ability to crush them with his bare hands and bicep – is truly one-of-a-kind. We are unworthy of the great, mouthwatering blessing that this experience is, but we will gladly accept it, making sure to honor the privilege by watching and rewatching (and watching... and rewatching) this majestic feat.

While many people in the comments are upset about food wastage, we'd like to point out that by the end of this video, if you can somehow tear your eyes away from the white T-shirt Saffari is wearing, which gets increasingly wet with fruity juices and presses itself deliciously against his abs the further into crushing he gets, you'll see that the majority of the watermelons are cracked open on the kitchen counter and ready to be devoured as soon as he's completed this dramatic, seductive performance.

In fact, we can think of a few more energetic activities that we would recommend Mo Saffari take part in after this; activities that would work up even more of an appetite, after which these many juicy watermelons would be perfectly refreshing. No fruit need go to waste with our imagination in charge!

Check out more pics from his IG below.