Horny Holiday Gifts

Kilian Melloy READ TIME: 2 MIN.

Looking for a little sexy stuff for a loved one, or for yourself? While others wait in lines at stores over the holiday weekend, you can enjoy some fun shopping locally and online to make your stocking stuffed and full of fun.

First up, sexy bedsheets! Tom of Finland by Finlayson features artwork by one of the world's best-known artists on a series of sheet, pillow cases and towels. Imagine cuddling up next to your favorite super-hung he-man.

One of Finland's oldest textile companies, Finlayson, has teamed up with the estate of the artist for a bed and bath series of sheets, towels and accessories bearing the illustrator's popular homoerotic drawings. The Tom of Finland by Finlayson line with two prints "Fellows" and "Face to Face" will initially be available in Europe, the US and Australia. In 2015 the selection of items will be expanded to include other items. You can even buy fabric by the yard and make your own Tom creations. www.byfinlayson.com

Want to reach out and touch, or get touched? Anne Hooper's "Erotic Massage" can offer tips on smoothing out tight muscles and loosening up others. The step-by-step illustrations and great tips for erotic stimulation show you how to enrich your love-making through the power of touch. The book features more than 200 all new erotic and vibrant photographs that demonstrate sensual touching.

For camp fun, how about the Gay Romance Coloring Book? This and many other amusing tomes are available at local bookstores, and November 29 is Small Business Shopping Day.
Gay Olympic diver Tom Daley's 2015 calendar

Along with erotic bedside tomes, you can keep the sexy going year 'round with hung hotties on your wall. Calendars next year in the sweet and sexy category range from gay Olympic cutie Tom Daley's calendar to the Warwick Rowers, who once again strip down to nothing but their big stiff oars.

For full nudity to keep each month inspired, Falcon, Titan, Colt and other porn studios have 2015 calendars for sale, and even some of the most rent-able sex workers in porn and from www.Rentboy.com are part of a new calendar, devoted specifically to Ho Ho Hos.Visit their escort site if you want more than a stocking that's hung, but a whole man for the holidays.

For a mere calendar or books, visit www.booksinc.net or stop by their Castro district location at 2275 Market Street.

Of course, for real enhanced sex, there's nothing more direct than a dildo or other toy. Good Vibrations has a vast array of dildos, anal toys, and other items guaranteed to help you hit your G-spot. You can order discreetly online at www.goodvibes.com , but nothing beats actually feel-testing the latest in portable penises.


by Kilian Melloy , EDGE Staff Reporter

Kilian Melloy serves as EDGE Media Network's Associate Arts Editor and Staff Contributor. His professional memberships include the National Lesbian & Gay Journalists Association, the Boston Online Film Critics Association, The Gay and Lesbian Entertainment Critics Association, and the Boston Theater Critics Association's Elliot Norton Awards Committee.

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