Kirk Cameron 'Stars' in Gay Erotic Fan Fiction


EDGE Media Network Contributor

Monday July 13, 2015

Looking for a summer read?

A 'pray-the-gay-away' summer camp, a mythical hybrid creature made of parts duck and crocodile and a former 1980's teen heartthrob turned full-time homo-hater: add in all of this, plus chaos magic and lots of gay sex and you have "Kirk Cameron & the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick" - an erotic fan fiction novella by Mandy DeSandra.

Set in a summer camp aimed at curing sensitive boys of "the gay," "Kirk Cameron & the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick" is the story of a rebellious teen who uses "chaos magick" to seek revenge on the camp's founder Kirk Cameron by unleashing a "crocoduck" on the former "Growing Pains" star.

A "crocoduck" is an imagined hybrid animal with the head of a crocodile and the body of a duck. It was brought up in numerous debates by Kirk Cameron and creationist Ray Comfort as a lame attempt to disprove the theory of evolution.

"Kirk Cameron & the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick" is described on Amazon as "a 7,500 word novelette of hot gay orgy action, involving crockoducks, sexy holy cheese, Chaos Magick, oral sex, anal, clone 69-ing, and Stigmata hand sex," "Kirk Cameron & the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick."

Here's a sample of what readers can expect for their $6.99.

The Crocoduck darted toward the kneeling and shocked open-mouthed Kirk Cameron. Kirk didn't close his mouth in time and took nine inches of the Crocoduck. It squealed with delight while flapping his wings. The Boners followed the Crocoduck's lead but went into the 69 position. They sucked one another, mirroring each other, looking like a funhouse of fellatio.

Customer responses on Amazon have been overwhelmingly positive with the novella receiving 4.7 out of a possible 5 stars.

"Kirk saved Christmas, now he saves erotic fiction. I hope he stars in the movie adaptation," wrote one reader.

"This is the most approachable Kirk Cameron role in some time," said another satisfied customer who continued. "As the story unfolded I really felt like I was getting to know the real Kirk and not some caricature he was just playing. It was heartwarming and sincere, sexy and satisfying."

Another reader noted, "Kirk Cameron saved my boner."

"Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick" is available for purchase through Amazon .