Bacon for Your Beard
SEATTLE - Should we be excited - or alarmed?
J&D's Foods of Seattle announced the launch of Bacon Shaving Cream. Yes, the world's first bacon-scented shaving cream. Prepare to be loved and admired - and possibly eaten by bears.
Made in the US, J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream™ is the highest quality meat-scented shaving cream on the market today. Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types.
Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon. It truly is the smell of victory (and breakfast). With just one use of Bacon Shaving Cream, you will smell and feel like a champion.
J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream™ is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with. The rich creamy moisturizers and hearty essential oils ensure a high-performance, velvety smooth shaving experience. The advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most.
And, in fact, science tells us this is what Vikings used this to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard. For real.
As if that weren't enough, there's also J&D's Sriracha Lip Balm™.
J&D's Sriracha Lip Balm™ was made in partnership with The Oatmeal to create Sriracha-flavored lip balm. Not only does it moisturize your lips and protect them from the harmful rays of the sun (it's SPF 15), but it also bombards them with a delicious firestorm of red peppers and garlic. It's like making out with some tasty napalm.
Headquartered in Seattle, Washington, J&D's Foods manufactures Bacon Salt®, Baconnaise®, Bacon Croutons™, Tomato Basil Croutons™, Blue Cheese Croutons™, BaconPOP®, Sriracha Popcorn™, Bacon Ranch™, Bacon Gravy™, Bacon Rub™, Malt Salt™, Ketchup Salt™, Bacon Lip Balm™, Sriracha Lip Balm™, Bacon Soda™, baconlube™ and Bacon Coffins™.
Bacon Shaving Cream is available for $14.95 w/free S&H at www.BaconShavingCream.com