Which State Has the Biggest Penis Size?
Size queens rejoice.
Condom company Condomania.com has released a state-by-state ranking of penis size based on sales of large-sized condoms. According to the results, the lovely men of North Dakota have the largest tools in the country.
In second place is Rhode Island, with South Dakota placing third. Washington D.C. and Massachusetts placed fourth and fifth, respectively.
Time's Jessica Roy, however, points out that there some problems with Condomania.com's research.
"Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness," she writes. "Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We've reached out to Condomania to confirm."
Jezebel writes, "the results of a survey like this would skew rural; it's utilizing data from a website where people order condoms by mail. If you can just pop down to the bodega for some Magnums, then why would you add several steps between you and safe sex? It also ignores the places where the guys with big penises opt to raw dog rather than wrap it up."
"On one hand, this study's results are nothing more than entertaining discussion fodder about where men with large penises are more likely to order condoms from one specific online prophylactic emporium."
Take a look at the list below... and show some sympathy for Mississippi, which apparently is the country's smallest.
1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
9. New York
10. South Carolina
14. New Jersey
23. New Mexico
36. New Hampshire
43. West Virginia
46. North Carolina